The Egyptian Mau is probably the oldest breed of cat. In fact, the breed is so ancient that its name is the Egyptian word for “cat.”
now I am just imagining a very early Egyptian encountering a wild cat for the first time.
human: what the fuck are you?
human: oh okay then
*brings it back to his tribe’s camp*
human: hey guys this things called a mau. we should probably worship it
other humans: yeah okay
mother. friggin’. space. man.
And some people still think we’re alone here
i feel safe knowin members like this are workin in the FBI
My (still growing) Japanese CD collection of Marilyn Manson.
- Lunchbox (1995)
- The Beautiful People (1997)
- Remix & Repent (1998)
- The Dope Show (1998)
- I Don’t Like the Drugs [But the Drugs Like Me] (1999)
- Disposable Teens (2000)
Put up all the horrible “wow if that was me, I’d die” ones