Auryn & Midian...
mr-dragon-sir:

fateanddreams:

missharpersworld:

dat’s right !

I feel like this should have a DDLG tag on it haha.

When littles get to fiesty…

mr-dragon-sir:

fateanddreams:

missharpersworld:

dat’s right !

I feel like this should have a DDLG tag on it haha.

When littles get to fiesty…

kalmankansa:

m-e-n-t-a-l—d-i-s-o-r-d-e-r:

By Mental Disorder

INSOMNIUM

From While We Sleep Video 07.04.14

Album Shadows of the Dying Sun: Release April 28th, 2014

All pictures made ​​by Me

ironordie:

Lars tells Dave his son’s favourite band is Megadeth…

writingonthecastlewalls:

The Best of Nathan Filion’s “No Day”

tyleroakley:

why are you closed why why tell us the reason

tyleroakley:

why are you closed why why tell us the reason

Danzig - Mother
1 361 lectures

tastefullyoffensive:

Crazy Ideas That Just Need to Happen Already [via]

Previously: Mind-Boggling Shower Thoughts

(A gay couple has just met up in the restaurant and kissed each other upon arrival. Another customer has seen this and is obviously angry.)
Angry Customer: “Damn f**s.”
Gay Man: “Excuse me?”
Angry Customer: “You heard me, you little s***. Let’s not make this into some little pride protest, okay? I have to accept that you’re going to live your lifestyle, and you have to accept that I’ve got freedom of speech.”
Gay Man: *quietly* “Is it too much to ask for a little human decency?”
Angry Customer: “Human? Listen up, what you’re doing is not human. I think I have the right to determine what I think is human.”
(The manager shows up. He’s a quiet Italian man who I assume is conservative due to the Christian imagery and portrait of Reagan he keeps around the restaurant.)
Angry Customer: *to the owner* “Hey, can you move either them or us to another table?”
(Instead of responding to the angry customer, the owner instead speaks to his wife.)
Owner: “I’m sorry ma’am, but we have a strict ‘no pets’ policy in my restaurant.”
Wife: “Uh, I, uh, what? I don’t have a—”
Owner: “Well, according to your talking monkey over here, I can determine who’s a human and who’s not. You bring an animal into my restaurant; I gotta assume it’s your pet.”
(The angry customer storms out. When I left, the owner was giving his description, and copies of security camera footage, to the biggest crowd of police I’ve seen. Apparently it’s a bad idea to not pay your bill at a restaurant that gives free coffee to cops.)

"Can you re-enact your reaction to being cast in a Marvel movie?" [x]

agirlnamedagnes:

This is what my husband and I purchased at the grocery store the other day.

We don’t have kids.

We are adults. We pay bills.
And drink water from a whale.

muffarino:

Friendly reminder that Tom Felton improvised this scene because he forgot his line.