Auryn & Midian...

gordoananke:

midnightthunders:

So… I was giving some jelly to my cat

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My phone started ringing. Forgetting that I was holding the spoon I took the phone.

I never heard the spoon hitting the floor…

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they are evolving

thespectacularspider-girl:

Remember that time that Marilyn Manson sang about the food pyramid?

OH. MY.FUCKING.GOD….

kinkyrita:

boobs

kinkyrita:

boobs

Saggy tits. Who would spend money on that lol
Anonyme

sterlingsea:

What? My boobs are great.

See? Perfectly fine.

 I mean, yeah, they jiggle and wobble and don’t sit high up on my chest. But that’s normal.

Like what do you think I should do about it? I mean

Nah.

My boobs just do normal boob things. They’re A-okay normal healthy boobs.

Moral: Boobs are really diverse. Do your boobs sag? Normal. Do they have hair? Normal. Do they have stretch marks? Normal. Do you get pimples on them? Normal. Are they different sizes? Normal. Big nipples? Normal. Puffy dark areola? Normal. Not facing dead ahead? Normal. Small? Normal. Big? Normal. Normal Normal Normal. 

And they’re your boobs. If you can change any of those things and you want to, go ahead!

But don’t let people tell you that your breasts are wrong just because they’re affected by gravity. 

You’re fine. They’re fine.

seokraguj:

seokraguj

bukkakewaifu:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

jadethemerman:

BYE

This will NEVER stop being funny!

OH MY GOD

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beautifloyd:

Life it seems will fade away
Drifting further every day
Getting lost within myself
Nothing matters, no one else

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thedanmorris:

LAY DOWN YOUR SOUL TO THE GODS ROCK ‘N’ ROLL!

unimpressedcats:

"Can’t wait for the meowtch!" cat tells football players before the Volga Nizhniy Novgorod vs Krylia Sovetov game